had the weirdest most awesome dream that i can’t fully remember but here we go

i was in a movie. both in and watching the movie with my parents, really.  the movie had nicole kidman and finn wolfhard in it too. It was a little Harry Potter-ish because there was magic and stuff but we were kind of on the run from this dude who had a fuckbuddy relationship with nicole kidman’s character. he was kind of a like an attractive villain and the whole town kept trying to get away from him by running and hiding and changing the locks on their houses. i think at one time we were in a hotel/mall? anyways, everything came to a head when my parents, myself, finn wolfhard’s character, and a bunch of other children (including one with a unicycle) were hiding down in this basement, and my mother was trying to decide who should hold on to the key to protect us.  she thinks about my dad, then finn, but finally decides to give it to me. we wait for a tense while, but nothing happens and we get the all clear that the villain guy is gone/has stopped attacking everyone.  it seems like the end of the movie and it’s super confusing because it was never explained why the guy stopped attacking, until finally we read a movie review in the washington post, and the villain was actually finn wolfhard’s character all along.  he transfigured himself and led a double life because he never really had a childhood. and my family was so nice and welcoming and willing to protect him, that he decided to stop. and then we had flashback moments where we went through every scene and noticed how whenever the villain was there, finn was not and vice versa, and we went into some deep meta shit. the whole thing ends in a 50s themed diner, with myself and finn wolfhard riding unicycles around.

technicoloursunsetsky:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.

I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.

I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.

again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site

thatgirlonstage:

thebibliosphere:

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

You just fully got the actual spirit of Robin Williams to pop in on your dreams and give you some wisdom

just remembered a dream i had where I wrote a detailed research paper on The Last Unicorn, with annotations and graphics and it was all color-coded in a binder and then i did a backup binder just for fun

dream me needs a life