Patreon blog sketch dump! ☆

alphacrone:

I’m not saying Dex has a teeny crush on Bitty and that’s why he learns to bake and always helps Bitty out in the kitchen except that’s what I’m totally saying.

Bonus: the moment he probably started feeling all gross and mushy towards that weird baking sophomore

itsybittle:

thereyougofifteen:

to be fair i get it chowder

this is the same motherfucker

as this

yourstrulyjane-doe:

we all joke about bitty being the mom friend but dex is also such a mom friend

I feel like he’s like a super naggy mom that like scolds you for getting drunk and getting on the roof and then institutes a sort of watch to make sure that that never happens again because his little mom heart can’t take that kind of stress

A4 with Dex?

angeryginger:

showsonface:

bitty is not allowed inside sur la table without a supervisor

(from this ask meme)

bitty cut a bitch with a lobster fork

poeticmotions:

dex with a dish towel thrown over his shoulder + tater’s 20th pie in his hand = a Look™

wingedwarbler:

Some of the boys from my sketches!

omgeverythingplease:

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omgcheckplease:

Dex: okay who added “don’t talk to the captain about his senior project” to the bylaws behind the water heater

how Extra is bitty and jack’s love for each other?

omgcheckplease:

Hops: Uh. Also? I thought pet names were a fine?
Dex:…yeah Bitty revised the bylaws…something about a captain’s PDA per diem or whatever
Hops:…he has that power?