okay okay hear me out….

jack and bitty playing “my boyfriend sucks at celebrity trivia” like jenna marbles does on her channel……

oh my fucking god this is the best headcanon ive ever had

bitty: now y’all gotta be nice in the comments, jack spent his formative years pretty much exclusively in a hockey rink.

jack: this is the worst idea.

bitty: it’ll be fine!

TEN MINUTES LATER

bitty, slumped halfway down in his chair, playing the Titanic theme and staring at jack in abject horror: jack. jack oh my god.

jack, staring right back at him blankly: i have…no idea what this is.

bitty: okay, fine, let’s try this one. *plays two seconds of the next theme song*

jack, instantly: Breaking Bad.

bitty: oh for god’s SAKE

jack.exe has crashed with exception BOYFRIEND_TOO_CUTE. Rebooting.

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art trade with @sharkcastic!

(bitty’s outfits are all from troye sivan’s instagram)

A4 with Dex?

angeryginger:

showsonface:

bitty is not allowed inside sur la table without a supervisor

(from this ask meme)

bitty cut a bitch with a lobster fork

teluete:

Co-Captains. Hausbands.

Also, shout out to @jack-manpain-zimmermann, who kept me from having a meltdown over rendering Ransom’s hair lol

sexydexynurse:

christopher-chowder-chow:

Okay but like

Everyone realizes that Shitty B. Knight was born, raised, and still lives in Massachusetts.

But I feel like not enough people realize this means there’s an enormous possibility that he has SUCH an accent.

I live in MA, born and raised, just like Shitty. All of us have the accent, even if only sometimes or a little.

Lardo is “L-AH-do”

Zimmerman is “Zimm-a-man”

Holster? “Holst-ah”

Kegster? “Kegstah”

We don’t have R’s here. They just don’t exist.

I will forever stand by the idea that Shitty B. Knight can’t pronounce R’s for the life of him.

Is this why he goes by B or Shitty? Is his real name Brrr? And the r’s arenjust silent?

thelittlestcaptainamerica:

Two different responses about two VERY different babies

61below:

Jack Zimmermann is no ‘morning person’

He’s the living embodiment of a ‘one more page’ 1:30 am Netflix gremlin who wakes up early by necessity not choice, tabarnak

zimbunny:

here have some quick zimbits forehead kissies

crimsonclad:

imagine spending years in a group text where Jack Zimmermann studiously tries to speak in his boyfriend’s love language(s). IMAGINE.

bittybakespie:

Half of the Check, Please! fandom: legit hockey stans, know all the players and stats irl and in the comic, legitimately v upset that the Bruins showed up for #KupDay

The other half of the Check, Please! fandom: