itsacpsideblog:

foryouandbits:

vamiranda:

itsacpsideblog:

okay, but imagine it’s the beginning of Bitty’s senior year, and the new tiny tadpoles can’t help but be a little intimidated by him, despite how nice he is because he’s the captain, and clearly the Haus is his domain, and half the starting line up calls him Mom unironically, and then there’s the Other Thing.

finally one of them plucks up the courage to ask him and is like “um, Bitty? is it true you’re dating Jack Zimmermann?”

and Bitty just lowers his marc by marc jacobs sunglasses with one finger and says firmly, “Absolutely not.” the poor kid is stammering out an apology when Bitty talks over him, saying, “Jack Zimmermann is dating me.”

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IT HAPPENED

I wrote this post on February 16, 2016. I wrote it before Jack and Bitty had even kissed.

so, I’m not saying i’m psychic or anything … but maybe I should go buy a powerball ticket just in case

UPDATE THOUGHTS

shitty-check-please-aus:

you know how this goes, no rhyme or reason to the order here

  • we aren’t talking enough about Louis and his music, judging by my dash, which is not scientific but whatever
    • he is talking shit about Beyonce while Bitty is making him do Beyonce-themed hazing
    • what the fuck was that with his underground swedish music making chowder… feel unwell
    • he is one with his headphones
    • looks like his last name is Landmann, so there’s a complete character name tag!
  • speaking of our favorite goalie, he apparently has a sharks sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off. I don’t know how to feel about this.
  • I love Bully
    • accepts his duck blanket
    • rides a motorcycle with appropriate helmet and jacket
      • does not get helmet hair
    • I want to know what is on his sweater. Truly this is the mystery of the comic. 
    • clearly the best at the Single Ladies dance. He already knows this. He’s wearing a leotard without the shorts. 
  • I love Hops
    • trying more than Louis at the Single Ladies dance
    • “cool cat” sweater
    • the look of pure indignation about gossiping vs hypothesizing
  • We have known I love Ford. But now we know at least two more things about her as a character.
    • 1) encourages Bitty to make the hazing intense
    • 2) cannot skate. 
  • It’s kind of fun to see the frogs getting into more of a leadership / fine-enforcing zone!

yourstrulyjane-doe:

we all joke about bitty being the mom friend but dex is also such a mom friend

I feel like he’s like a super naggy mom that like scolds you for getting drunk and getting on the roof and then institutes a sort of watch to make sure that that never happens again because his little mom heart can’t take that kind of stress