when you want to kiss your boyfriend on the cheek, but you’re too short, so you will end up just aiming in the general direction of his jaw and hoping for the best
When your boyfriend wants to kiss you on the cheek but he’s too short and you’ve got your hands in dirty dishwater, so you just lean in his direction and accept the kiss on the jaw because that’s pretty awesome too
when u stay the weekend at ur boyfriend’s place and forget to pack exercise clothes but ur also an NHL player and can’t skip ur daily workout so u have to borrow some of his shorts
imagining bitty using everyones first name whenever he’s upset with them is the funniest thing.
Full first names, no abbreviations
Chowder: Hey, BItty?
Bitty: Yes, Christopher?
Chowder (internally): Shit, he knows I scratched his favorite pan
Bitty: William, can you come here please?
Dex: Uh, sure Bits. Can I just say i’m sorry for whatever it is and also that I’m texting Nursey so he knows where I am?
Holster (walks into the room to find Bitty waiting for him with his arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently on the floor): Uh– *tries to back out of the room*
Bitty: Oh, Adam, I was hoping you had a minute? (It is absolutely not a question)
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