zim-tits:

anon I worry for you and prompts are closed but tbh who am I to expect someone to read while on acid so really it’s my fault for failing to sit you down and tell you directly. also this was too good to pass up thank you anon, I’m casting you as shitty in this au officially.

clint-ftm-barton:

Jack Zimmermann, walking into a room in a full tux, a little bit tipsy, Bitty draped over his shoulder: “this man is my boYFRIEND”

Bitty, also a little tipsy, also in a full tux, bow tie undone and unable to stop giggling: “jack I’m your husband now…,., put me down!”

Jack Zimermann, starting to cry: “my- my husband. This is my husband and I love him”

Bitty, patting The Booty: “I love you too sweetpea”