Tag: check please
Can you believe Derek “Trips On Nothing” Nurse took the top bunk like Who Let Him Do That
Fucking RIP
Jack: I’m Shitty Knight’s emergency contact.
Campus Security: So you’re here to pick him up?
Jack: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
Imagine Jack and Tater doing some goofy interview together for Falcs’ TV and Tater asks who Jack’s favourite Chris is.
Jack’s kinda confused because it’s a really weird and specific question, but there’s no hesitation in his voice when he answers “Chow.”
……….bitty buys himself several oversized shirts for the express purpose of letting jack steal them
#omgcp#zimbits#i just really like the idea of jack also wanting to wear his bf’s clothes#but like. nothing fits. bitty catches jack staring at one of bitty’s own shirts for Way Too Long and he silently files away this information#picks up some loose-fit flannels the next day#writes his name on the tags… wears them all the time… casually leaves them all around jack’s apartment…#jack picks up on it pretty quick “ha ha bitty you got me” but that doesn’t stop the man from putting em on#jack gets VERY ATTACHED to them. folds em carefully in bitty’s drawer. checks the tags for bitty’s name every time.#(bitty’s oversize flannels are still a little smaller than jack would usually buy)#(bitty did this on purpose)#(jack likes em that way though. they’re like portable hugs) (via @sufferbot)
ngozi was talking on patreon about how the eggs are scared of Bitty and its so funny to me i just had to quickly draw him 4.7 style
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