brooklyn 99 – tumblr backup

jonahsimms:

gosh i miss brooklyn nine nine [28/∞]

fantasticandfemale:

awake!jake

→ I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, awake. Do you mean woke? I did mean woke. But it’s grammatically incoherent.

hellokaren:

iron-legion-cyborg:

illicitmemedealer:

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

You mean

I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

jake on queer eye

antoni, pouring a glass of water: pls drink this

tan: a leather jacket… over a hoodie… over a plaid shirt? what’s the inspiration behind this?

jake: bisexuality

jake: so my dad left when i was 7-

karamo, signing adoption papers: i am your father now

jake, already sobbing: not sure how my other gay black work dad will feel about this

bobby: so im gonna renovate ur house, really make the place organized

jake, sweating in adhd: uh not sure how long that will last

jonathan, putting away his razors in shock: wait what do you mean you physically can’t grow one?

holt, bursting through the doors in dramatic gay fashion: who is this ‘karamo brown’ and why are we involved in a custody battle?

thebloggerbloggerfun:

sunnycallme:

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

yellow-backpack:

misomeru:

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.

This scene was so fucking cute and wholesome

beatcopjake:

glennsrhees:

you should all be watching b99

#i love this and i cant tell which is my favorite part #1: the idea that holt arrived at like two in the morning and sat there watching his adopted son and daughter in law sleep #2: the idea that two grown ass detectives didnt notice their captain sitting three feet away from them #3: the idea that holt carefully snuck around jake to eat his eggs and then carefully tucked him and the empty plate back in #honestly it’s probably that one what a petty man i love hin #him (via @queer-cheer)

halorvic:

They wouldn’t, but he would

jonahsimms:

#Ya burnt

shortangrybisexual:

whale-lord456:

chefpyro:

civveon:

chefpyro:

civveon:

chefpyro:

civveon:

chefpyro:

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE

TELL ME WHY

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

I WANT IT THAT WAY

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my god I totally forgot about that