okay, but imagine it’s the beginning of Bitty’s senior year, and the new tiny tadpoles can’t help but be a little intimidated by him, despite how nice he is because he’s the captain, and clearly the Haus is his domain, and half the starting line up calls him Mom unironically, and then there’s the Other Thing.
finally one of them plucks up the courage to ask him and is like “um, Bitty? is it true you’re dating Jack Zimmermann?”
and Bitty just lowers his marc by marc jacobs sunglasses with one finger and says firmly, “Absolutely not.” the poor kid is stammering out an apology when Bitty talks over him, saying, “Jack Zimmermann is dating me.”
we all joke about bitty being the mom friend but dex is also such a mom friend
I feel like he’s like a super naggy mom that like scolds you for getting drunk and getting on the roof and then institutes a sort of watch to make sure that that never happens again because his little mom heart can’t take that kind of stress
Confusing and threatening to outsiders is the best description of the Samwell Hockey Team I’ve ever heard.
I am loving Bitty gathering this support network, and while it makes sense that Ransom and Holster never needed it, I’m a little sad that Jack didn’t find his people here a few years ago. Spending time around a bunch of other captains who didn’t really know who his Dad was would have done him WONDERS.
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