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1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

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everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake

Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity. 

And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”

The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”

Have only seen this post in screenshots and I’m honored to come across it now 

@shayara “do him for all of us” bye

proud to reblog this for the tenth time

The real tragedy of that movie was that she never got to bang him for all of us

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5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

This is live telecasted murder right here

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

girl got dragged by her hair

I AM SCREECHING

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

This added 20 years to my life expectancy