hi i love you and this was fun but also. REALLY HARD. and there’s definitely more than 5 my bad.
1. ‘adam lived in an apartment located above the office of st. agnes catholic church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of ronan’s worship into one downtown block’ is gay poetry. Peak Gay. every time i think about this line i have to lie down.
2. ronan telling adam ‘maybe i dreamt you’…. what. the. fuck. ive honestly never heard anything so romantic in all my life.
3. after ronan kisses adam for the first time and then goes up to the roof to put his arms in the air and think about how he’d caught happiness…. s o f t.
4. that time ronan spends all day thinking about how much he hates school but then he catches a glimpse of adam’s wrist and later is flirted with for 0.2 seconds and is like oh wow i love school.
5. tbh every time he had an existential crisis about adam’s hands. the time he touched adam’s hand and the ocean burned. the time he stroked adam’s hands under the pretence of making sure they were fine after the weird demon thing. when he made out with adam for 5 minutes tops before he had to put his fingers to his mouth.
6. when ronan doesn’t wanna speak to declan so he decides to pretend to be asleep but for some reason thinks the way to do this is drape himself all over adam i just…. why, ronan, why?
7. dreaming adam up gifts that he couldn’t possibly give him in person so he has to find a way to leave them somewhere for him to find is like…. the epitome of being Gay.
8. after ronan crashes the shopping cart with adam he is profoundly happy…. which is also soft as hell.
anyways i couldnt narrow this down and 6, 7, 8 aren’t in order because they kept swapping around in my head but the point is. i love ronan lynch. an absolute disaster and not always the Smoothest but he got the boy!!
Yeah it’s cool to pretend you hate this site despite logging in via oxygen mask every day like a coward but I’m gonna miss this site when it tanks. Never have I interacted with a piece of media that is this entertaining and outrageous. It’s historical.
Tumblr’s polarity is truly only outmatched by Twitter to me. There are amazing and creative people here and then there are demons and scoundrels and the insane amount of micro-societies created by both would make any sociologist have a field day. You are always two degrees of separation away from mind-blowing confusion if you click any link on your dashboard. The constant stimulation…is terrifying.
Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.
a shawl wrapped around the shoulders and you’re wandering the moors in a Brönte novel, feeling melancholic
Looking out the window at the rain and you’re a love-stricken newlywed wondering when your husband will return from the war.
Long skirt billowing behind you while to go down the stairs, you’re a proper Lady in a flowing ball gown being introduced at a fancy social function.
Hair blowing in the wind and suddenly you’re hovering on a cliff by the sea, staring out into the waves and praying your merchant husband will return from his voyage across the ocean
Hood up against the rain and wind and you’re a medieval abbess defying the weather and travelling on foot with your people to find a place to establish a new community.
Wiping your hands on your apron and you’re an 18th century kitchen girl rushing to let in the delivery boy you secretly love.
being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it
• unemployed
• anxiety
• big issues w big pharma
• alien fucker
• everyone is constantly pleading w him to get some sleep
• doctors r begging him to go to a hospital
• alien possesses him & ends up actually improving his quality of life
• nothing in freezer but chicken nuggets
• knows security guard is just doing his job, understandable, have a nice day
• talks 2 self in inappropriate situations
genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.
the emo trinity’s average song stats
mcr
fob
patd
as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking.
‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question.
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