Chowder: Um. Louis? Did you…ship these from Sweden?? Louis: Haha, I’m partially doing university in America for the cultural exchange. I ask the question–How can we come together to innovate kegsters. Nursey:……………………Louis patrol
Boromir: But… Aragorn: He’s a dick, Boromir. Legolas: He really is. Aragorn: Your dad is a dick too, Legolas.
Pippin: So we are in agreement, eight to one, that Gimli is the one person with a cool dad.
Gandalf: Well I for one still belive that my-
Aragon: Shut up Gandalf God doesn’t count.
So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.
It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural
I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.
don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today
Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.
Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.
But do you pad across rooms?
Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.
FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.
I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.
This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.
I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw.
i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding
I’m grinning widely at this
I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.
I am in love with all of you, as l reblog this, but you’ll never know until we’re forced to share a bed because, FUCK YOU, Marriot!
SLYTHERIN: “There’s only one person in the world who decides what I’m going to do, and that’s me.” –Herman J. Mankiewicz + Orson Welles (Charles Foster Kane: Citizen Kane)
i got sick and decided to make a thing so here the thing is. i don’t really know what this is. i guess i just wanted to say that all kinds of humans are good and nature is good also so why not make them be good together. hope you enjoyed the thing.
p.s. sorry for not including every pride flag, there are just so freaking many and tbh I’m still learning. Also sorry sorry sorry if any of these titles are wrong. my bad. i do not want to offend anyone i swear, just thought this was a cute idea!!!
i find it hilarious when ur the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends ppl who are too talkative in class next to you bc they know you wont talk like
bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes