My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.
third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain.
Reporter: We are live in front of the Avengers Compound. Word is that Captain America is training on the building! We hope to see a peak of this heroic man’s life !
Steve, opening the window, naked and fliping the bird: FUCK YOU TRUMP
talkshow host, weeks after the incident: so steve, you’ve been very vocal about your inconformity with the current head of government
steve, staring straight to the camera: yeah i want to stick my leg up trump’s ass until i tear him in half