dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you šŸ™‚

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker:Ā mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

batscoundrel:

cascadiarch:

thescotchinthenorth:

arthicat:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things – but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

Can someone explain this to me?

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

Didn’t even the creator of Fight Club advise against a relationship with anyone who said it was their favorite movie?

Not just that, he also started refusing to sign for folks at book signings if they expressed admiration/admonishment of Tyler. At least one person he straight up askedĀ ā€œYou know he’s the villain, right?ā€

unicornempire:

justastormie:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

edgebug:

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d ā€œwrite letters to hermione grangerā€ and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a ā€œletter from hermioneā€ for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

so when i was about the same age i got really into both ciphers and james madison (idk don’t ask) so i just randomly started writing these letters like i was james madison writing to my own spy ring, using all kinds of ciphers. constantly writing that WE MUST SWITCH CIPHERS THE BRITISH ARE ON TO US. and it wasn’t every night because the ciphers kept getting more complex, but it was about one every week for six months and my mother always responded. and she always found the letters, because i took to hiding them in increasingly more obscure locations because spies, obviously.Ā 

i didn’t realize how much work this was until i snuck down late one night for a cookie. and saw my mother bent over my giant book of ciphers and muttering to the dog ā€œis this another code or can she not spell?ā€ (i could not and still can not spell) and i was a bit angry at first but i kept watching and she KEPT AT IT. checking everything in that book against my letter and i never felt so loved. my mom with a full time job sitting up to figure out my silly letters said just because i enjoyed the game.Ā 

i got her this bio of james madison a few years ago for xmas with a simple number substitution cipher on the inside saying ā€œIn thanks for your dedicated years of service, your daughter and occasional President.ā€ She still has it pride of place on her desk next to the obligatory kid pics

so yeah cute mom story for the day.Ā 

These are some of the best secret mom stories I’ve ever read, omg.