steebadore:

ms-demeanor:

mexicanheaux:

mexicanheaux:

If you live in the socal area and are/ know someone undocumented please be careful when going to Walmart or to be safe just don’t go in general ICE has been known to go in there

This isn’t information that can sit in your likes guys I’m not trying to guilt trip but this is life or death please reblog and spread

If you live in SoCal and see a bunch of sheriffs or cop cars or questionable shit in a WalMart *POST ABOUT IT.* Let people know when it’s happening.

If you’re concerned about leaving your house or going to the grocery store or anything like that I’m in the San Gabriel Valley – message me if you need to coordinate a delivery or errands and stuff.

If you’re in SoCal and you can go out without worrying about getting hassled by ICE please help people who are at risk in your area. Let’s keep our friends safe.

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

Signal boosting for my fellow socal people.

ollivander:

quiznaks:

quiznaks:

me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday 

what the fresh hell

this is such a golden opportunity omfg i need to know what happens next

redheadgleek:

itsacpsideblog:

bshittyknights:

the hell…..

i’m………………

when you want to kiss your boyfriend on the cheek, but you’re too short, so you will end up just aiming in the general direction of his jaw and hoping for the best

When your boyfriend wants to kiss you on the cheek but he’s too short and you’ve got your hands in dirty dishwater, so you just lean in his direction and accept the kiss on the jaw because that’s pretty awesome too

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

so apparently when my grandfather sleep talks he turns into a human numbers station because he’s chanting numbers very urgently and i feel like i’m on the verge of making contact with something not of this world

“seven… seven… seven… SEVEN… seven… seven… eight on the five… SEVEN.. SEVEN… SEVEN…”

it seems he may be making a breakthrough

he just walked out wild-eyed “I NEED TO PUT A SIX ON A SEVEN. THE NUMBERS DON’T MATCH. They match an eight…”

…solitaire. he’s dreaming about solitaire.

lord-of-aglarond:

swingsetindecember:

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

you are my absolute hero op and thank you for being this courageous and strong and protective

oberonnymerosmartell:

bisexualzuko:

“they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’”

“did you just flip the bird at us?”

“I did flip the bird, yeah”

“but did you flip it at US?”

“yo bruh if this starts a fight how easily can I get out of trouble”

“not very”

“So like I flipped the bird but it TOTALLY wasn’t at you”

let’s just appreciate that this is a conversation that actually literally happens in one of the greatest plays in the english language