i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA’AL”
As a teacher, I can confirm this is exactly what it looks like from our point of view
It’s one of those nights where my brain is so overloaded with ideas and information I need to sleep just to process it all but I can’t sleep because my brain is so overloaded with ideas and information
executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either
– Everyone is dressed in traditional costuming, but the script is in modern English.
– “Romeo, Romeo, why the FUCK did you have to be ROMEO?”
– Juliet talks like a rich white valley girl and wears a flower crown.
– She keeps taking inappropriately timed selfies and posting them on instagram.
– Tybalt won’t stop talking about his crossfit regime.
– Romeo only listens to My Chemical Romance.
– Mercutio’s Queen Mab speech is followed by Benvolio asking “Are you high right now?” (He is)
– Mercutio dabs on stage. Unironically. More than once.
– When the boys are all catcalling Nurse it’s super cringy.
– instead of “a sail! A sail!” You get “Hey Fatass!” “Fatass? I just see a boat!” “Weigh anchor! You’re gonna break the docks, Fatass!”
– Tybalt also dabs on stage, exactly twice.
– The first time is awful and his friends have to correct him.
– Tybalt dabs at Mercutio and Mercutio responds by doing a backflip and ending in a dab.
– The Tybalt/Mercutio fight is an absolutely serious dancebattle with no weapons.
– Mercutio still dies anyway.
– Tybalt tries to dance battle Romeo too, but Romeo keeps taking it too seriously and not dancing back.
– This is because Romeo only knows how to ballroom dance.
– Paris wears a trillby and calls it a fedora.
– Juliet Snapchats her own death.
– Romeo doesn’t have Snapchat.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”
It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.
I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I want to make designs out of these.
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.
