Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’
One of my favorite films growing up was Thumbelina. I would sing and dance along with all the songs. Had a small crush on Prince Cornelius. You know little girl stuff.
hot news: male reviewer of wonder woman has never heard of lesbians in his life, more at 7
“lives sexlessly without men”
Weak cishet males
Amazon Society: *produces a 12 volume work on the subject of pleasure*
Diana: When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary.
Male Reviewer: I guess that means they don’t know about sex!
Me: Harold, they’re lesbians.
I thought it was pretty clear that both women (but very obviously Antiope) had wives/partners who appeared in multiple background scenes. But even without that, uh wtf?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
A lesbian friend and I were discussing how cis men can’t handle any kind of sexuality that doesn’t center men. And this is just yet more proof. OMG.
Just Amazons bein’ Palazons.
Oh man, this and the “She confusingly states that men aren’t necessary for pleasure” reviewer. I just… feel really sorry for any woman they’ve ever been with.
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
I think about Ronan’s hand fetish a LOT. Like imagine Adam is fixing the Hondayota, his hands are dirty af with oil and gasoline. Because Ronan thinks gasoline smells “sexy and summery”, he just walks over and put Adam’s hand to his face and enjoy it. Adam is like “Jesus Lynch let me wash my hands first” but Ronan is like “Hell naw” and Adam just gives up and watches his bf smell his hand with a smile omfg. Or it’s just simply Ronan smelling Adam’s mist and moss hands.
