guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”
it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM
Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW
And drive
N ASC AR
And wear
Tr u ck hA ts
For a guy that once took a girl on the “cheapest date possible”, Jake Peralta’s romance game is strong
Also, extra props to B99 for not being afraid to show a woman orgasming in this scene.
My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.
“I just haven’t got your brains or your memory or your concentration – you’re just cleverer than I am – is it nice to rub it in?”
“Oh, don’t give me that rubbish,” said [Adam], but he looked slightly mollified as he led the way out into the damp courtyard.
(pynch week 2018 day 1: hogwarts au)
adam really is so relatable… wanting shiro to be safe and resting and putting his health before anything else… like bitch ME TOO
“
おかえり
“
“ … ただいま
“
“takashi, you-you idiot…”
hey there delilah, you be good and don’t you miss me ~*:・゚✧
-Look…If you hurt Shiro, I’m gonn…
-K-KEITH!
-fiiine… j-just … protect Shiro
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