FINALLY here’s something for pynchweek !!! i chose the theme pride ❤
Sirius: For this Order mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Remus: I feel this is going to be a dig at me.
Sirius: I wore Remus’s clothes.
Remus: There it is.
rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it
i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.
MIRA–
Y SU FAVORITO–
robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.
😍
Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:
1) he’s a fashion disaster
2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more
This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.
justin absolutely loses his shit over travis’ leg lamp
i fucking love it when justin laughs so hard he goes incoherent
Travis: I tell you what, here’s the thing, I remember being
in college and having a dorm room. And you wanna have that ‘thing’, I had a leg
lamp from the copywritten holiday classic, ‘Holiday
Story’. No, ’Holiday Tale’? ’Boy and His Gun’! and-
Griffin: ’Persnickety
Dad’!
[Laughter]
Justin: ‘Terror
Furnace’!
G: ‘Turkey
Anticipation’!
T: ‘Turkey Dogs’! And I remember watching [crosstalk] ‘Turkey Dogs’
J: [crosstalk] ’Chocolate
Milk Disappointment.’
[laughter]
J: ‘Code Ring
Challenge.’
T: ‘Santa Kick’!
J: ‘Santa Kick’!
T: And from ‘Santa
Kick’ I had a leg lamp-
G: ‘EYEBALL GUNSHOT
WOUND.’
J: You were watching ‘Frozen
Tongue’.
T: So I was watching ’Frozen Tongue Flagpole Man’, and- so,
I had the leg lamp in my window in college so people would come by and be like
‘Hey is that your lamp?’. And that’s happened! People would count and in- [mumbles
quickly] went up to my floor, and that was my thing. That was my ‘in’
G: And then you’d have sex with them.
T: Well at the very least I’ve found a lifelong-
J: Thirty dollars!
[Giggling]
J: That was the code! T- [airy laughter] To activate Travis
McElroy, college gigolo! [incredibly high pitched laugh] ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʰᶦˢ
ᶫᵉᵍ ᶫᵃᵐᵖ! [unintelligible] [high pitched laughter]
T: It’s a weird set up, but it’s how
it worked! You could use your dolls in a similar fashion. Perhaps not to the
same ends my brother has proposed.
G: Sure.
[Justin laughs]
T: Justin’s gonna be out of commission
for the next ten minutes
J: [higher than his usual speaking
voice] Did you know if you have ghosts in your dorm room in college, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗʳᵃᶦᵍʰᵗ ᴬˢ! [laughs]
G: That’s true!
J: [even higher] That’s true!
G: That’s the first true thing you’ve
said so far. Other things ghosts can do for you; they can help you fake vape
tricks! Tears are streaming down Justin’s face!
J: [still very high pitched] That was
a funny one! I’m now laughing at both!
[Travis laughs loudly and everyone
else joins in]
G: This is the first thing they’re
seeing of the show!
