shaposhvariations:

Do you ever think about the image of Ronan, the boy who was so sharp and angry that gansey was afraid someone would cut themselves on him, standing on the roof with his arms raised and fireflies and dream lights swirling around him just smiling in pure joy because he kissed Adam and Adam kissed him back? I think about it a lot

crisisoninfintefandoms:

crazystaglady:

Uhm… Is there still any doubt about dominant Will?

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Shiizakana (S2)

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One of the awesome things about Hannigram is how easily they can both shift along the D/s spectrum, especially with each other.  

But um, yeah, I don’t think Will’s dominant streak can be denied.  

Like, we joke so much about “Will Graham kinkshames himself,” and canonically speaking the number one “kink” that he shames himself for is this:  

We’re so used to seeing Will act out other people’s violence, but it’s important to remember that this one is actually Will omg.  

Like, you could kinda read the whole series, on a sub-textual level, as the story of one shamelessly kinky bastard (Hannibal) getting someone super repressed (Will) to embrace their own dominant tendencies without shame or guilt.  It’s everyone else looking at Will and being all, “He’s so fragile and awkward and shy, be careful with him,” and Hannibal seeing through all that and going, “Give that pretty boy a whip already, ffs.”     .    

cutefatprincess:

simonalkenmayer:

icescrabblerjerky:

paranoidhousecats:

grimm-fairy:

swingsetindecember:

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

I’m in love

Story time: So I’m 6’2 and “big boned” as my mother would call it. This happens to me all the time and a couple years ago I managed to get the the front row of a Macklemore concert. This woman, probably 5’4, squeezes up next to me and says, “Hey, I’m here alone, do you mind if I stand in front of you?” Of course not. So we’re all having a good time, dancing around, when all of a sudden this Bro™️ is behind me telling me that I’m too tall to be in the front row and it’s not fair. Now, keep in mind that this concert was outside, in February, in Vail CO. It was FREEZING so not only am I of the stature I am but I had my hair up and a beanie on and a big coat and boots. We try our best to ignore him but Bro™️ is drunk and very clearly thinks I’m a man and proceeds to punch me in the back of the head.

LIL SIS WENT OFF, FOLKS. This tiny woman literally moved me out of the way, jumped up, and head butted Bro™️ in the face with such a fury. I thought she was going to kill him, it was truly a beautiful moment in my life.

The moral of the story is that for every tree in the wild there is a cute little birdy who will defend its shelter to the death. Stick together ladies👯‍♀️

NOW I AM IN LOVE.

*applauds*

Women are spectacular

mcclainnkogane:

shiro, talking to another professor about keith: yeah he’s been really great so far we’ve had about three days without an inci– (distant sounds of yelling and something exploding) –dent and you know what i think we might have to bump it down back to zero, excuse me, adam–

adam, sprinting down the hallway with a fire extinguisher and one of those backpacks with leashes for toddlers: already on it

lullabyknell:

On the subject, I want to share my personal favorite “Tom Riddle is a massive idiot” move. Because oh, it makes me laugh. 

See, I do believe that Tom made an earnest effort at protecting the diadem based on his knowledge. It’s just that his knowledge is wrong (and also that he was rushed for time and possibly that the Room of Requirement swallowed whatever protective spells he cast on the diadem). 

I don’t think that Tom was arrogant enough to believe that he was the only one who’d found the Room of Requirement, but I do believe that Tom is arrogant enough to believe that the Room of Requirement would somehow ultimately be loyal to him and him alone. The Chamber of Secrets and that no one had discovered his horcruxes primed him to believe that Hogwarts (his birthright, in his mind) would serve his interests above all others and that the diadem would be lost in this labyrinth of hidden things forever. 

But, see, not only does Tom not own Hogwarts, but Tom hid the diadem in a room designed to give up whatever any person desires. 

Sure, there might have been protections, but Harry Potter walks in and goes, “I want a horcrux.” And the Room of Requirement basically goes, “I have a horcrux!!!” and practically throws it at Harry’s head with no charge. 

What A Great Idea!

birdrhetorics:

cooltoy101:

pr1nceshawn:

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

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queerseye:

Queer Eye Fab Five as John Mulaney Quotes

Jonathan: Then, for a back story, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay.

Antoni: Some people give off a vibe right away of like, don’t fuck with me. My vibe is more like “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you!”

Tan: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then I’ll die.

Karamo: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Bobby: Now I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.