Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
“so everyone that was helping us thinks we’re dead?”
Here, have a quick artsies of my favorite friends-turned-lovers to celebrate my birthday today! *^_^* Adam & Ronan from The Raven Cycle by @maggie-stiefvater
The Magician & The Snake
Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.
Merry: ?I am now
Boromir: what are baby hobbits called
Merry: …hobbit… babies?
Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?
Merry: hobbit babies.
Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.
Merry: hobbit. babies.
Boromir: but what are they called?
Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*
Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called
~next morning~
Merry: hey Boromir
Boromir: hm?
Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.
Merry: or did I dream that
Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question
Merry: yes I did
Boromir: no you didn’t
Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.
Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about
Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits
Sam: ……you mean… babies?
Merry: exactly
Boromir: ………….OH
Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.
Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word
Merry: what would it even… be
Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING
Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS
Pippin: BOBBITS
Merry: no
Pippin: I’m making it happen
Merry: nO
Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.
Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose
Pippin: ……………wow.
*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*
*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*
so apparently owning 7 dogs is illegal in most states
Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.
Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah
nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.
Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community
actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me
+ if you thing LGBT is ‘taboo’ I don’t want that shit near me. Get lost
Same here.
Some douche: “Pedophiles are LG…”
Me:
Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator
😉
Reblog and say which one you got
Unrestrained summer fun
