I suppose I could offer instructions for how to talk shit and throw shade.
I’ll call it the Diss Course.
Christopher Robin (2018) dir. Marc Forster
An Important Fact to remember:
Jack LOVES it when Bitty sits in his lap
Reasons Why It’s Good to Have Bittle Sit in My Lap by Jack Zimmermann
- He’s so small, and it’s easier to appreciate how small he is when he’s in my lap
- It means he’s paying attention to me
- Ideal for chirping, since he can’t get away
- I can protect him
- Good excuse to hold his butt (ie so he doesn’t fall off)
#VINDICATED
BIG DOG ENERGY @toomanylokifeels
@calamity-cain here u go
This is a fabulous scene from one of my favorite movies. She wasn’t supposed to be in the movie, considered too yesterday’s news by the producers, but Belushi and Ackroyd fought for her and we got this
– and her second act as a singer –
as a result.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
look at where you are / look at where you started
Merida + Scottish twitter
fantasticbeastsandhowtokeepthem:
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okay but this is a power move above any other
It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
This man is a legend.
warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind
A Hero
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