Nazi-puncher fined $1

natural–blues:

wilwheaton:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the
Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after
protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no
jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html

Keep punching Nazis.

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

tchalisew:

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

victoria-wayne:

p0kemina:

theequeenpin:

nefepants:

macsceneshawe:

1stfrom92:

When your lady on her period.

this got  funnier as it went

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

Facts 😂

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

I love this

“It’s the worst thing ever ALL THE TIME”

yourstrulyjane-doe:

we all joke about bitty being the mom friend but dex is also such a mom friend

I feel like he’s like a super naggy mom that like scolds you for getting drunk and getting on the roof and then institutes a sort of watch to make sure that that never happens again because his little mom heart can’t take that kind of stress

Band Prof: Euphonium, you have *sings a part* at measure 58 right? You answer the clarinets.
Euph: No?
Band Prof: What!? *stares at score carefully* Are you sure?
Euph: Measure 58 right? I’m resting there.
Band Prof: *Frowns and puts score close to face* Stephenson Celebration Overture, right?
Euph: What?
Band Prof: We’re playing Celebration Overture
Euph: …
Band Prof: …
Euph: *switches music to another piece*
Band Prof: Oh my god, were you playing the wrong piece this whole time!?
Euph: …maybe

themiscyra1983:

booksforthoughts:

you-had-me-at-hallow:

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how – young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”