mariana-oconnor:

kyraneko:

marisatomay:

author: sorry I’m jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics

me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want

WELL I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED FICS

AND I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED MORE

JUST TO READ ONE THOUSAND FICS WITH THE SAME

PREMISE AS THE ONES BEFORE

DADA DADA (DADA DADA)

DADA DADA (DADA DADA)

DADADUNdedeledeDUNdedeledeDUN

When I’m reading, well, you know I’m gonna be

I’m gonna be the one who’s reading your AU.

And when I’m finished, well, you know I’m gonna find

I’m gonna find another fic like that one too.

If you write soulmates, well, you know I’m gonna read

I’m gonna read that soulmate fic, that’s what I’ll do.

Then I’ll go back, I’ll go back to AO3

And I will search for soulmate fic the whole night through.

thebibliosphere:

howlonghaveibeenup:

feynites:

rowantheexplorer:

ineffectualdemon:

The rest of the elves in the undying lands: the fact that any elf can fall in love with a human is sad and somewhat puzzling. We mourn Luthian and Arwen who dared to choose mortal life. That such a union is possible is both wonderous and sorrowful. We solemnly welcome the ringbearers though, the only ones who are not elves welcome in the undying lands due to the great burden they carried for the salvation of the world

Legolas showing up late on a half sunk raft holding up Gimli: HEY EVERYONE I MADE IT! MEET MY DWARF GIMLI! WE TOTALLY GOT MARRIED!

The other elves: (⊙_⊙)

Galadriel: this is hilarious. I love it! I completely and utterly give my full approval!

The other elves:   щ(゜ロ゜щ)

“Meet my dwarf,” like there are many dwarves he could have brought but this one is his.

Legolas: I don’t know why everyone’s so shocked I can’t possibly be the first elf to do this.

Other Elves: YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE FIRST ELF TO DO THIS, YES!!!

Legolas: …Oh.

*whispered conversation with Gimli*

Legolas: Well tough beans if you want your own dwarves you’ll have to sail back for them yourselves.

Galadriel: *cackling in glee*

@thebibliosphere

There is nothing I don’t love about this.