kateydidit:

Things to Definitely Not Think About Ever, Just Don’t Do It:

  • Bitty and Jack’s sleeping positions
  • Bitty sleeping with his head on Jack’s shoulder, tucked into his side, Jack’s arm around him
  • Jack sleeping with his head on Bitty’s shoulder, hugging his waist with one arm, legs sticking out way far past Bitty’s
  • Bitty sprawling all over Jack when he sleeps and cuddling him no matter which way Jack turns
  • Jack Zimmermann the cuddle monster constantly tangled around Eric Bittle when he sleeps, squashing his face into Bitty’s neck or back, making faint sleepy noises when Bitty moves

hootsweets:

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT