beatcopjake:

glennsrhees:

you should all be watching b99

#i love this and i cant tell which is my favorite part #1: the idea that holt arrived at like two in the morning and sat there watching his adopted son and daughter in law sleep #2: the idea that two grown ass detectives didnt notice their captain sitting three feet away from them #3: the idea that holt carefully snuck around jake to eat his eggs and then carefully tucked him and the empty plate back in #honestly it’s probably that one what a petty man i love hin #him (via @queer-cheer)

prokopetz:

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

seraphimalune:

curlicuecal:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

oscarwildeboytoy:

causeimdanjones:

It’s the Adventure Zone!

[Start ID: The Adventure Zone fanart showing the seven Birds in black lines on a brown background. Up-top is Taako his arms spread, he has long ears short hair and a large wizard hat and he is grinning. Below him is Barry, a human man with glasses and short hair smiling. Magnus, a human man with short hair and sideburns and an orb with a fish inside it around his neck. Lucretia, a human woman with short hair, she has a neutral expression and is caring a tall staff. Taakos twin sister lup, she is standing next to Barry, and has a short undercut long elf ears and is wearing a cloak giving a determined smile. Then Merle a dwarf with a wooden arm at eye patch reading a book with a hand to his face. And at the very bottom Davenport, a gnome man putting his arm up determined he has a mustache and short hair with a cap and is giving a wink to the camera. End ID]