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athelind:

rockformed:

why does this scene from a 1950s rumplestiltkin short make me laugh so hard

@rockformed tagged:

#because it’s meta humor from the 50s and we don’t really expect that

Kids, Grandpa Athelind is here to tell you: if you don’t expect metahumor from this era, you are in for a treat.

This is one of the Fractured Fairy Tales segments from Rocky & Bullwinkle, a show that ran on 50% metahumor, 50% terrible, terrible puns, and 50% sheer audacity, and do not quibble with my math.

In the main R&B segments, the protagonists would regularly argue with the narrator, insult the cheap animation, and refuse to say lines with some of the very worst puns.

It aired from 1959 to 1964 across a network hop and a title change, and I think it’s fair to describe it as a five-year shitpost.

chauvinistsushi:

saintkathryn:

amby-jane:

let-them-not-weep:

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

Blue hair

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

hrefnatheravenqueen:

Hey there US friends! If you’re voting using these machines (Hart eSlate) or similar ones right now or in the near future, make sure that the machine has NOT changed your ballot before casting it, ‘k? It’s apparently an already known problem, and has been for years, but has never been fixed.

Additional Source: https://abc13.com/politics/straight-party-voters-reporting-their-votes-were-changed/4556377/

free-market-pluralist:

w0wls:

un-insecurity-council:

un-insecurity-council:

snoopingasusualisee:

weirdchristmas:

This is straight up terrifying.

I swear for the life of me I can’t find him in the second one. But I feel he’s there, I just feel it

So a thing you can do in this situation is go into Photoshop and have it live compare two images. Example:

Top Layer was the original, second layer was the one in question, and third is them subtracted and you can see his shirt pop out against the black.

But this one…

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Those two images are EXACTLY the same but I can feel him there. He’s got to be there


http://chemicalrejectboys.tumblr.com/post/179486358557/audio_player_iframe/chemicalrejectboys/tumblr_os12lgQusx1vjz8za?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_os12lgQusx1vjz8zao1.mp3

celestial-naiad:

celticpyro:

setepenre-set:

nientedal:

ethereal-cats:

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

superflyingthing:

zahnegott:

captainbunnicula:

hobbitystmarymorstan:

sounddesignerjeans:

sounddesignerjeans:

some of you have been saying to me, “Hey, you’re a heathen who fears neither God nor death, right? Nuke The Sound Of Silence.”

so, after a lot of stalling, here is “The Sound Of Silence, But The Instruments Are The Vocals And The Vocals Are The Instruments.” What does that mean, you ask?

You are about to find out. Enjoy the ride.

that’s what I like to hear

image

It feels like my ears are upside down??

i love this sound designer you did not disappoint me

This is the last thing you hear before the AI take over and assimilate you.

this plays at the end of portal 3

Ah, so this is the sound of silence

EARS UPSIDE DOWN IS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION; I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL

this is fascinating and weirdly enjoyable; I want to choreograph a dance to it

This sure sounds like a whole lotta NOPE

This is whats going to play when the robot uprising happens.