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joodero:

lescretia:

i haven’t seen this bit anywhere else so i thought i’d bestow upon yall the sweetest thing to happen on mbmbam

griffin: not again-

justin: do you know, like- how different my life is, now that i have a child on the way, verses then? at that exa- (there’s a sound on justin’s end, he jumps) JESUS CHRIST, my wife snuck up behind me and it scared the shit out of me.

travis: (laughing loudly)

justin: (laughing) i wasn’t talking about you, i was talking about something else! it’s okay. hi. alright, bye sweetheart.

travis: good radio.

griffin: what just happened?

justin: (laughing) sydnee literally snuck up behind me and scared- it’s okay, we’ll edit this part out.

griffin: that was a nice moment. i’m gonna leave that in, that was a nice moment.

justin: i love it. (sydnee comes in) sweetheart, i’m v-very frightful-

sydnee: you were talking about how much your life has changed-

justin: yes. oh, thank you, that’s right!

andthosearesmalleragents:

gem-femme:

eroticcannibal:

ahumanbeing00:

bloodytales:

Ready for some prime bullshit?

That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.

Go women with unnatural hair.

As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:

In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.

We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.

TOXIC T H O T T E R Y