jacketslutjayse:

thenonbinaryspacegem:

commanderabutt:

apprenticenanoswarm:

film producers: *masculinity so terribly frail, sickly and vapid that, when tasked with depicting a canonically queer romantic relationship between a human and a genderless alien slime, decided to stick tits on the slime*

comic book writers: HEY GUYS! 😀 HERE’S EDDIE HAVING MORNING SICKNESS BECAUSE HE’S PREGNANT WITH HIS GOOEY LOVER’S ALIEN BABY!!! Y’ALL HAVE A GREAT FUCKIN DAY!!!!!! ❤

please tell me eddie brock isn’t actually romantically involved with the fucking symbiote

@commanderabutt

Sorry to have to break it to you but Eddie Brock is an alien fucker.

I thought i was all for this monster/alien fucking, but i never wanted to read

*splop* ‘Yeah…ohhhh, yeah. That’s it, baby’ *veech* *thwipp* *SPLAP* ‘Wrap those tentacles around me.’

A little….just a little too much for me. Little too graphic.