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griffinmcelroyspisskink:

mcelboycontent:

“are you KIDDING me???”

Transcript:

Rachel: uh, and- and it’s something that I’ve noticed like, when I saw these three things about like- empathy, positivity, and strong emotional connections, it kinda helped me highlight… which components were missing from my previous relationships and kind of-

Griffin: you scared the living- the ever living fucking- mother fucking-

Rachel: *laughing*

Griffin: -fucking shit out of me and I shit my pants and almost died.

Rachel: *still laughing*

Griffin: are you kidding me? Doing a sentence like that? On a podcast? I almost shit my fucking butt off- are you kidding me? “It helped me realize something-“ this is our last episode of Wonderful!- are you kidding me?

Rachel: *laughing* I’m sorry

Griffin: Jesus Christ-

Rachel: *still laughing* helped me realize what was missing from my previous relationships-

Griffin: okay, but you understand that you sent shockwaves through the whole- like people were writing Facebook posts like, “WHAT THE FU- oh.”

Rachel: why would I bring you to this podcast to tear you-

Griffin: i don’t know! Last week you brought our sexual relations- our sexual conquest into the thing, I thought that “maybe Rachel is doing a bold new style of podcasting”

Rachel: *laughing* Griffin, I’m taking this opportunity…

Griffin: yeah, wowzers

Rachel: no, I was gonna say that it makes me realize why ours works so well

Griffin: oh, thank God

Rachel: ‘cause we are very empathetic with each other, we do compliment each other often-

Griffin: yeah

Rachel: and-

Griffin: sex power is off the charts

Rachel: -we’re positive

Griffin: yeah, we can’t even quantify our sex power

Rachel: yeahh, sex power

Griffin: blew up the bedroom yesterday

Rachel: ah, jeez

Griffin: a wave of super sonic force shot out of my body like I was-

Rachel: well you don’t have to tell out listeners, they probably felt it

Griffin: oh, no, apparently that’s what we do on this show, is tell them about my super sonic sex energy like Blanka from Street Fighter- shooting out of my body like electricity, tearing off the wall paper

Rachel: i don’t know who Blanka is

Griffin: that’s okay, he’s a big green monster from Street Fighter. He’s cool. He does this power where he crouches down and shoots electricity out of his body and like, y’know, E. Honda tries to punch him but gets a big shock

Rachel: you with your sex power, you’re more like Sheet Fighter

Griffin: ….. *starts laughing*

Rachel: pretty good, right?

Griffin: *still laughing* yeah

Rachel: *also laughing*