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softwillgraham:

Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

• Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
• A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
• A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it
• Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
• Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
• That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him
• Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
• Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
• Feel free to add more

• “Is your social worker in that horse?”– a legitimate question that gets a rather heartbreakingly sincere “Yes” in response.

• Hannibal getting caught sniffing Will during their session, then critiquing how he smells and Will deciding this is totally acceptable behavior and coming back for more????
• Hannibal getting off to Will telling him he’d kill Hannibal with his hands
• Will sailing across the ocean to find Hannibal in Europe while making a pit-stop at Hannibal’s childhood castle 
• Hannibal being the King of Pettiness and the Queen of Drama and sending a serial killer after Will’s new pre-assembled family because he did not spend three years in a glass cage manned by his ex-girlfriend and the Disappointing Chilton to be disrespected like this