publicschoolstories:

in my science class, our science teacher (mr. A) subtly said “well i mean half of our population bleeds for 5-7 days straight and theyre not dead yet” and all of the girls just kinda sat there staring at each other bc we knew what he was talking about but the boys were so amazed and sat there shocked and wouldnt stop asking the teacher questions about these immortal beings that bleed for 5 days straight