cipheramnesia:

rockpapertheodore:

fandomsandanythingelse:

twentyonelizards:

broadjay:

consider: adhd immortal people

“what was it like 400 years ago?” fuck if i know. i don’t even remember what it was like last week.

catch me procrastinating basic tasks for twenty times longer

“oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to get around to fixing that window, but I’ve just been so busy, y’know?”

“you’ve lived here since 1740″

MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Walking through a museum and seeing some old things of yours and just going “FUCK. FUCK GOD DAMN IT, I’ve been looking for this forEVER” and then trying to haggle with the curator to get your shit back

ahhh now I understand why Jeff Goldblum is like that