nerdepic:

flatluigi:

lesbianrey:

justin absolutely loses his shit over travis’ leg lamp

i fucking love it when justin laughs so hard he goes incoherent

Travis: I tell you what, here’s the thing, I remember being
in college and having a dorm room. And you wanna have that ‘thing’, I had a leg
lamp from the copywritten holiday classic, ‘Holiday
Story’. No, ’Holiday Tale’? ’Boy and His Gun’! and- 

Griffin: ’Persnickety
Dad’!

[Laughter]

Justin: ‘Terror
Furnace’!

G: ‘Turkey
Anticipation’!

T: ‘Turkey Dogs’! And I remember watching [crosstalk] ‘Turkey Dogs’

J: [crosstalk] ’Chocolate
Milk Disappointment.’

[laughter]

J: ‘Code Ring
Challenge.’

T: ‘Santa Kick’!

J: ‘Santa Kick’!

T: And from ‘Santa
Kick’ I had a leg lamp-

G: ‘EYEBALL GUNSHOT
WOUND.’

J: You were watching ‘Frozen
Tongue’.

T: So I was watching ’Frozen Tongue Flagpole Man’, and- so,
I had the leg lamp in my window in college so people would come by and be like
‘Hey is that your lamp?’. And that’s happened! People would count and in- [mumbles
quickly] went up to my floor, and that was my thing. That was my ‘in’

G: And then you’d have sex with them.

T: Well at the very least I’ve found a lifelong- 

J: Thirty dollars!

[Giggling]

J: That was the code! T- [airy laughter] To activate Travis
McElroy, college gigolo! [incredibly high pitched laugh] ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʰᶦˢ
ᶫᵉᵍ ᶫᵃᵐᵖ! [unintelligible] [high pitched laughter]

T: It’s a weird set up, but it’s how
it worked! You could use your dolls in a similar fashion. Perhaps not to the
same ends my brother has proposed.

G: Sure.

[Justin laughs]

T: Justin’s gonna be out of commission
for the next ten minutes

J: [higher than his usual speaking
voice] Did you know if you have ghosts in your dorm room in college, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗʳᵃᶦᵍʰᵗ ᴬˢ! [laughs]

G: That’s true!

J: [even higher] That’s true!

G: That’s the first true thing you’ve
said so far. Other things ghosts can do for you; they can help you fake vape
tricks! Tears are streaming down Justin’s face!

J: [still very high pitched] That was
a funny one! I’m now laughing at both!

[Travis laughs loudly and everyone
else joins in]

G: This is the first thing they’re
seeing of the show!

J: It’s been a long day!