Bach: (terrible singing) “The Bread of God Is Bread…He Will Bring Us Bread… No one but the one from Jericho… Can bring bread to bread…
Schumann: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here (points to heart), and then one day I’ll die!”
Mozart: Someone came out of a room holding like an old antique bottle with some liquid in it and they said “Hey is this whiskey or perfume?” And apparently I drank all of it and said “It’s perfume.” And it was.
Bernstein: “I don’t know if my dad was discouraging me from being gay or encouraging me to be a classical composer.”
Shostakovich: “I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.”
Chopin: “I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars”
Beethoven: “I have had a very long day… I am very small… and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under”
Mahler: “I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”
Haydn: “He said “Ah too old to be a duckling” as if to say “My duckling days are behind me. Mary, don’t you see. I am a duck now.”
Reich: (What’s New Pussycat plays 21 times in a row)
Tchaikovsky: “You know I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it!”
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Oh my god!! 💕 as per @secretstradivarius
Liszt: “Bill Clinton turns, looks at my mom and says ‘Hey, Ellen,’ cause he never forgets a bitch, ever.”
Schubert: “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”
Composers As John Mulaney Quotes
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