McGonagall: now class, what is the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?
Sirius: *raises hand*
McGongall: yes Mr. Black?
Sirius: an animagus has better hair
Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves are taller
Remus: generally speaking
Sirius: *raises hand* WELL animagi have better bodies!
James: *raises hand* I second that and I also second that they have better hair
Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves don’t have the time or energy to style their hair for 20 minutes, particularly around the full moon!
Peter: *raises hand* plus, werewolves don’t sing obnoxiously in the shower
Class:……
Sirius: animagi are sexier
James: yeah!
McGonagall: …..while I appreciate the compliments, those were not the answers I was looking for
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