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thatsthat24:

Impressive Interstellar Feats 🌓 (FX: @thejoanglebook)

Sun: Hello, world!

Thomas: Hiii!

Sun: Marvel at my ability to shine for over four and a half billion years, destroy dark asteroids, provide you with warmth and light!

Moon: Hey everybody, look! Uh, check this out! (Shadows take over most of the moon)

Thomas: Wooow!

Sun: Are you serious? It’s a frickin’ shadow! I’m casting it!

Thomas: Love you, moon!

Sun: Well, this is stupid! I’d cast a shadow at myself if I could

Moon: I’ll help!

Sun: What are you- no-

(Eclipse takes place)

Thomas: WooOOOOOW!!

Moon: See how fun it is?

Sun: You’re mooning me